Hi, Not here to cause any trouble, just been sent out by EE as they have done some work on the internet cables, I dont want to waste your time, do you have internet.

Great, Who is it with?

Amazing, They run through BT Cables, im guessing you are having similar issues to your neighbours, dropping in and out and not reaching around the house.

Like I said not here to waste your time, we are just here to check you are connected on the new cables. Just to check, quick speed test, do you have your phone on you or is it inside.

Go onto google and type in fast.com, so I can tick you off the list

WOW! The bare minimum X (whatever the next package up)

How much are you paying?

Are you joking, are they paying for your cooking and your cleaning

What we have been doing for all your neighbours is booking them an engineer to pop them on the new cables, what this would do for your speed is boost it from X to the bare minimum Y and it has a guarantee which means if it drops below then you can get up to a 100 pound credited back and if this continues you can leave for free.

Also you are getting a Wifi 7 box which covers a 65M Radius and hold up to 120 devices, now I love your mansion but its not the same size as Wembley stadium

I know what you’re thinking about your contract, but we will contact your provider and reimburse you with up to 300 pound credit

All you need to do is sit on your couch, put your feet up and make the engineer a brew, im sure you can do that right.

I know what you’re thinking, you think you are gonna pay more for it, but we are actually going to lower the bill for you to X

Makes Sense right, perfect grab your phone and scan your QR Code.